Loke BattleMats Introduces the Deck of Many Insults

Loke BattleMats, known for their award-winning battle maps, is launching a new product: The Deck of Many Insults. This deck of 100 cards is designed to add a touch of humor and witty banter to your tabletop gaming sessions, both in character and out.

The Deck of Many Insults includes sharp observations and clever comebacks, providing players with a way to engage in verbal sparring. Bards, in particular, will find this deck useful for expanding their collection of vicious mocks.

The cards feature a variety of unflattering comparisons to well-known 5e monsters, along with remarks on the intellect, competence, and decision-making skills of friends and foes. Examples include:

• “Have you met mimics with more originality?”
• “I’d rather massage the haemorrhoids on a giant spider.”
• “Is your opponent the reason this tavern has to put instructions on the chairs?”

Designed for humorous interaction among friends, The Deck of Many Insults aims to start fun table banter. A basic understanding of anatomy might enhance the experience, but it is not required. The deck will be available from mid-July at local hobby stores and online retailers.