Warlord Games has a new job opening. This time around they're looking for a new miniatures designer. I can't even draw a stick figure without a drafting machine and a set of French curves, so you don't have to worry about competing with me for the spot.
The job requires designing models for both historical figures as well as sci-fi and fantasy miniatures (Warlord's got a lot of different properties they work on, after all). If you've worked on 3-up model masters before, that's certainly a plus as well.