From the post:
My therapist has stated that I need to do more things that make people happy. Since she believes that plotting to overthrow various world governments doesn't count, YOU GET ANOTHER SALE! And the timing is perfect. We are calling it our Black Friday Cyber sale! Catchy huh?
Really. We reduced the price for EVERYTHING in the store and will keep them at this ludicrous price for one week. After that, I am getting a new shrink!
Now go get some Hesco style barriers and shipping containers