Freebooter Miniatures holding caption contest

Freebooter Miniatures is holding a caption contest up on their website. Can you make a caption for this picture?



From the contest:

But what is ailing our captain (on the right)? What message is Hendrik (aka Morkin) conveying there? Or is this just the superficial manifestation of deeper structural problems within the freebooting profession? Tell us. Send in the funniest caption, be it a headline or some lines of dialogue, and win a prize.