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Cryptozoic Releases Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game

The cake is a lie.
But the cookies I made are real. Mmmm, cookies. *munches a cookie*
Cryptozoic takes the fun of Portal and brings it to your tabletop with Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game. Players are test subjects, running around Aperture Labs in search of cake. However, the lab is constantly shifting and changing and being a test subject doesn't exactly have a retirement plan, if you know what I mean.

As the game goes on, parts of the lab fall away into a fiery inferno. You and the other members of your team must go and collect as much cake as you can in order to have more than anyone else when the final fall comes. But be careful, as other teams can steal your cake away.