That, right there, is Argle Bargle in a nutshell. It's a new card game that's up on Kickstarter now where you create inventive insults using your hand of cards and use them to lay low your opponents.
From the campaign:
Argle Bargle is the riotously funny and clever new party game where players take turns crafting ridiculous insults to humiliate and defeat their friends. Like any great party game, Argle Bargle is easy to learn and quick to play, but it also requires creativity and strategy to win
The Kickstarter campaign just launched today and is set to run for another 29 days.