You were not put upon this Earth to "get it," Mr. Burton!
Oh, Big Trouble in Little China, one of my favorite movies. And you can bring it to your tabletops with Everything Epic's game based on the movie. Soon, you'll be able to do even more, as Everything Epic has started taking pre-orders for their Legacy of Lo Pan expansion.
From the website:
Legacy of Lo Pan expansion increases the player count to up to 6 players, who can now embark on an Epic adventure in the core game as well as experience the all-new campaign quest book! You and your pals will play through the new time travel story campaign as you race through time to get all new special rewards to use in the new final showdown to defeat Lo Pan.