Who wants a free T-Shirt?

By Polar_Bear
In Card Games
Feb 21st, 2014

T-Shirts.com has you covered, literally, if you want to clothe yourself in premium torso wear. As part of the announcement by Cryptozoic about their new Card Wars game, they’ve kindly offered up a brand new Adventure Time shirt of the winner’s choice to one lucky TGN reader!

You can check out the options here.

So what does it take to win? Simply reply down below with your favorite Adventure Time quote!
One winner will be chosen at random on Monday.
Good luck!
(Note: Contest open to US residents only this time, everyone).

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  • Cthulhu Kid

    “And then, I ate all the peaches in the orchard. And that farmer was so angry…” (/old man voice of rainicorn)

  • Sherlock

    Since this is in celebration of Card Wars:
    “I floop the pig.” ~ Finn the Human

  • jawmonkey

    “Dude, suckin’ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something” ~Jake

  • Kolat

    “I’ve soiled my tunic, completely by choice!” -Ice King

    • Kolat

      Ya know what? I thought about it and it’d still be a nice king quote but I have to go with something different.

      “Please forgive me for whatever I do when I don’t remember you. “. – Ice King

      That episode is beyond words.

  • fook

    “I wish I could help you, except I don’t! ” -Magic Man

  • parkeriu

    “I’m gonna sass those boys up NASTY.” – Tree Trunks

  • SpruferMLB

    ‘I love COOOOOOOOOORN!’ Courtesy of the Immortal Maze-Walker

    cough blood for the blood god! cough

  • Zobmie

    I’m a buff baby that can dance like a man,

    I can shake-a my fanny,

    I can shake-a my can!

    I’m a tough tootin’ baby

    and I can puncha yo buns,

    Puncha yo buns,

    I can punch all your buns

    If you’re an evil witch

    I will punch you for fun!

  • ricottma

    Who’s the greatest warrior ever?
    A hero of renown!
    Who slayed an Evil Ocean
    Who cast the Lich King down!
    And that time the evil Fire Count
    Captured a damsel fair.
    Who saved her with such bravery
    She offered him her hair?
    Also… he fought a bear!

  • willtij

    Oh, my Glob Melissa, ever since Clara stopped eating meat, her skin looks so good! I mean, she still looks fat, but, like, I can’t say that junk to her face. -LSP

  • KelRiever

    I know these contests are done with good intentions.

    But can you please STOP.

    It spams the board and makes the comment section useless. And as a result, instead of advertising, this kind of promotion just gets me P.O.’d at the company doing it.

    Killing the comments section is a ) not worth a T-shirt, and b ) is annoying.

    • willtij

      How does the occasional contest like this “makes the comment section useless” and how is it “killing the comments section”? If one does not like a particular post, then just ignore it and let those who wish to have fun then have fun. I don’t think every post or every comment posted here, or anywhere, is always the greatest either but…. so what?

      • KelRiever

        I don’t even know why this requires an explanation, but if you fill the comments section feed with post from here, you aren’t going to see comments posted over on the right for anything else.

        Facebook is for things like this.

  • donaldbain

    “What are you up to Simon?” – Finn

  • hellweed

    Demon Cat: Greetings, Frank the Human Boy.

    Finn: How did you almost know my name?!

    Demon Cat: I have approximate knowledge of many things. For instance, I know that I am possibly going to slay you and munch on your eyeballs.

  • Rhydur Meith

    Is that what you think adventurers do? Die and make all your friends feel terrible ’cause they couldn’t save you?!

    —”Tree Trunks”

  • Soulfinger

    “Dayman, fighter of the Nightman, champion of the sun, you’re a master of karate and friendship for everyone. Dayman!”

  • Nightbee

    “Oh no, football. I am a real living boy!”

  • Splat

    “Trail by Combat. That will show us the True Prince” ` Finn the human

  • “Don’t squeeze me I’ll fart…” – Starchy

  • OttucsakJ

    “Hold still… I’m hurting you because I love you.”