Cards Against Humanity Saves America

By Polar_Bear
In Card Games
Nov 14th, 2017

It’s Cards Against Humanity. I sometimes wonder if it’s still a game or if it’s performance art. It’s the holiday season and they’re at it again. This time, they’re out to Save America. Send them $15 and you’ll get 6 cool things (so not cow flop or literally nothing). What’re they going to do with the money? Well, the first thing they did was buy a plot of land along the US/Mexican border and hired a law firm that specializes in Eminent Domain to make sure that Trump’s wall is as frustrating to build as possible.

From them to you:

It’s 2017, and the government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice: Cards Against Humanity is going to save America.

There’s no time for questions—now is the time to act. You give us $15, and we’ll send six America-saving surprises right to your doorstep. It will be fun, it will be weird, and if you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out.


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  • odinsgrandson

    They just make the one “game,” don’t they?

    Although, I don’t mind seeing a bit of performance art here and there. I was especially fond of “Cards Against Humanity For Her.”

  • Jared Swenson

    This has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Anyone who actually donates to this stupid endeavor…well… Let’s just say a fool and his gold are soon parted.

    • They once sent out dried cow poop. They also once used the money to dig a hole.

      As I said in the post, I almost feel like they’re performance artists at this point. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if in 10 years, it’s revealed that Andy Kaufman has been in charge of the company from its inception.

      “But Andy Kaufman’s been dead for 30 years!” you say.

      That’s. Exactly! what he wanted you to think!

      • odinsgrandson

        Oh, the perils of being a performance artist and dying of cancer.

        You don’t get sympathy cards, you get knowing looks.


        Nah. Kaufman was funny.

  • DB

    They’re not going to get much money, anyway. Not by provoking Trump. He’s an honorary member of the Pentaverate, along with the Colonel.

    • Well… they’re sold out. So there’s that. I don’t know exactly what number they started at, but there were over 101,000 when I last looked yesterday. So, at $15 apiece, that comes out to $1.5mil., very rough numbers. Now, obviously, I don’t know their overhead in terms of what they’re sending out (since I have no clue what those “six items” will be). And then, of course, there’s taxes and whatnot. So I don’t know how much they’re making, gross, but net, they raked in over a million and a half.

      • DB

        Must be funded by George Soros. 😉