Cards Against Humanity Saves America
It’s Cards Against Humanity. I sometimes wonder if it’s still a game or if it’s performance art. It’s the holiday season and they’re at it again. This time, they’re out to Save America. Send them $15 and you’ll get 6 cool things (so not cow flop or literally nothing). What’re they going to do with the money? Well, the first thing they did was buy a plot of land along the US/Mexican border and hired a law firm that specializes in Eminent Domain to make sure that Trump’s wall is as frustrating to build as possible.
From them to you:
It’s 2017, and the government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice: Cards Against Humanity is going to save America.
There’s no time for questions—now is the time to act. You give us $15, and we’ll send six America-saving surprises right to your doorstep. It will be fun, it will be weird, and if you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out.